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September 14th, 2013, 02:56 PM
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Disney aquires Star Trek
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
DISNEY ACQUIRES STAR TREK, ANNOUNCES 'TREK WARS' FILM!
It seems Disney's franchise buying spree is not over yet. A Wampa News source, who attended a Disney shareholders meeting recently, has divulged to us that Disney has just struck a deal with Paramount and will soon own another intergalactic franchise: Star Trek.
Yes, that's right, the likes of Iron Man, Luke Skywalker & James T. Kirk will all soon share the same relation with Mickey Mouse himself.
While Disney is interested in producing more Star Trek films, such as Star Trek 3, 4 and so on, they are also planning to immediately begin production on a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover film titled "Trek Wars". Very little details were given about Trek Wars, but as the title implies, we can certainly expect to see connections made between two of the biggest sci-fi franchises ever.
Bob Iger enthusiastically exclaimed, "We've got all of these movies and characters and Galaxies at our disposal, why keep them separate? If People like Star Trek and Star Wars separately, imagine how much they're going to love a combination of the two?"
Iger also hinted at including the Marvel Universe in his plans.
"Get Patton Oswalt on the phone!"
Bob Iger is also said to have expressed his desire to have a monopoly on all "Star" franchises. Disney is currently in talks to purchase Battlestar Galactica, Stargate and Star Fox.
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September 14th, 2013, 06:48 PM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
Will there be a new "Minnie" Me?
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September 15th, 2013, 04:14 AM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
either:
1. this came out of The Onion
or
2. Bob Iger was told about mash ups & cross overs... and took it to be a serious buiness plan for Sci Fi fanchises... its a small world after all.. its a small world after all....its a small small errrh universe..
on the positive side
1. Marvel stuff is doing OK under Disney
2. if Kirk thought Tribbles were trouble, wait till he encounters Jar Jar Binks, or the Ewoks
3. we can have a Disney Shape O set with Death Star Spheres and square Borg Cubes, and Apophis's Pyramid...
4. Starbuck plus Han Solo plus Mal Reynolds could be too much of a good thing?
Lara
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September 15th, 2013, 02:44 PM
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Colonial Story Teller
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
No source listed. My BS meter is pegging. Yeah...satire.
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September 16th, 2013, 07:22 AM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
oh dear .... what next Muppets crossed over with the thunderbirds ....
Mickey mouse V yoda, I want to see that.
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September 16th, 2013, 06:55 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
There is a hush-hush project underway to re-imagine "Spock's Brain". The story revolves around another one of Ambassador Spock's time travels. This time he goes to Flynn's arcade and is transported onto the Grid. He meets up with the ghost of Flynn and all hell breaks loose.
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September 16th, 2013, 07:25 PM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
that's a good one :-D love it ....
Last edited by Andromeda; September 16th, 2013 at 11:57 PM..
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September 16th, 2013, 11:33 PM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
Quote:
Originally Posted by BST
There is a hush-hush project underway to re-imagine "Spock's Brain". The story revolves around another one of Ambassador Spock's time travels. This time he goes to Flynn's arcade and is transported onto the Grid. He meets up with the ghost of Flynn and all hell breaks loose.
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But we didn't hear it here, right?
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September 17th, 2013, 07:36 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
Quote:
Originally Posted by Senmut
But we didn't hear it here, right?
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Hear what?
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The night is falling
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Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
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to a time that we will never see.
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September 18th, 2013, 04:56 PM
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Re: Disney aquires Star Trek
Quote:
Originally Posted by martok2112
No source listed. My BS meter is pegging. Yeah...satire.
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Ditto...
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