Just a bit of humor to mild down the atmosphere a bit...
I think pretty much all of us remember 2 things about our children at the very least. One, his or her first word. And two, their first step. Now I know you'd expect a child's first word to be "mama" or "dada", cuz we tend to inundate the child with those two in a race to see who gets top billing first. Would you like to know /my/ daughter's first word???
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"Nee!"
Yep, you Monty Python fans out there, my daughter's first word was neither mama nor dada. It was the infamous Pythonesque expletive, "Nee!".
Bet you'll never guess where she got it...
Wonders never cease!