Galactica 2003 Episode Guide

peter noble · August 12th, 2003, 02:08 PM

1. Pilot (Parts I & II)

Story: Yadda Yadda blah blah etc.

2. Weapon of Mass Destruction on Ice Planet Zero

Story: Intelligence reports lead the crew to an ice planet where a new Cylon weapon is believed to be being tested for use on the fleet. In a blonde moment Kara forgets her arctic gear and Lee has two choices where to hang his parka! The crew fail to find the weapon.

3. Liferaft (AKA The One Like The Thing!)

Story: Husker, Laura Roslin, Lee, Kara, Sharon and Boxey are trapped in a sabotaged shuttle and stranded in space. Fearing Cylon infiltration the crew undertake a series of medical test to find the Cylon. Cracking under the strain and before they can get to Sharon, Boxey is revealed to be a Cylon and his shoved out an airlock into the icy grip of space.

4. The Living Legend (Parts I & II)

Story: The Galactica is reunited with the Battlestar Pegasus and its commander, Lance Cain and his daughter Sheba. Seeing the low morale aboard the fleet, Lance organises a concert party with himself as the star. As the show commences a Cylon attack begins but Lance insists the show must go on. Meanwhile Sheba has taken a shine to Kara and gets to know her whole lot better!

5. The Enemy Within

Story: Laura finally sucumbs to her illness. She takes the whole fracking episode to die.

(Ms McDonnell was nominated for an Emmy but in the end lost to that woman from the West Wing in the episode entitled 'Strep Throat')

6. The Return Of Warrior With A Beard.

Story: A warrior with a beard emerges from a spatial rift in a strange type of Viper. The crew help the warrior to return to his own dimension and his own Battlestar Galactica, where Starbuck is man!

Cancellation!

shiningstar · August 12th, 2003, 05:14 PM

LOL Peter Noble. I kind of liked the CANCELLATION part

!

amberstar · August 12th, 2003, 05:24 PM

I liked the cancellation too, just surprised it took so long!

Amberstar:sunshi:

shiningstar · August 12th, 2003, 05:27 PM

LOL Amberstar so was I

The Blue Mule · August 12th, 2003, 05:53 PM

Hey Pete don't forget after it's cancellation it would come back,without most of the major cast. E.J.Olmos would be there with a beard. How many episodes would there be and what would their titles be for,.......RDMoore's "Galactica2004" (or 2005 depending when it actually get's cancled)

Rich

P.S. Any Scousers in your neck of the woods?

shiningstar · August 12th, 2003, 06:02 PM

LOL Rich!

Hey only EIGHT more posts to go until You're a warrior!

peter noble · August 12th, 2003, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Blue Mule
P.S. Any Scousers in your neck of the woods?

No Scousers, they're a couple of County's away. Liverpool's a good place for a night out!

Regards,

Peter

Shatter · August 13th, 2003, 09:25 AM

LOL!!! Great stuff Peter!

thomas7g · August 13th, 2003, 12:03 PM

Hehehe!

How about an episode where the new Galactica slips through that dimensional rift. They meet an older cooler looking Galactica filled with people that they really like but nobody likes them!

shiningstar · August 13th, 2003, 01:04 PM

OHHHHHHHH I like that on TOM! GOOD ONE!!!

If I were Adama ..................THE ORIGINAL .....Adama
I'd discharge the whole lot of the REMAKE for conduct
UNBECOMING a OFFICER and then send them all to the
trash barge so they could make use of their "TALANTS"

Except of Jon Olmos though ..........at least he has SOME
integrity!

repcisg · September 8th, 2003, 01:35 PM

I wonder how many of the cast had no idea skiffy was blowing the old fans a big lewgy (sic).

Senmut · September 13th, 2003, 09:24 PM

You forgot to tell us which ep jumped the evil, horrifying space sharks that escaped from the bad, icky non-ecologically friendly aquarium on Kobol, Noble!!!! Or, an ep where Baltar wakes up, and it was all a dream!

Krystal · September 21st, 2003, 09:56 AM

Lol! I really have a good time reading this. Thanks Peter.

Krystal