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April 17th, 2009, 08:56 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Drunk Borg: Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:56 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO: Borg subroutine
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April 17th, 2009, 08:57 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:57 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:58 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:59 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:59 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
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April 17th, 2009, 09:00 PM
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#1838
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:00 PM
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#1839
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
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April 17th, 2009, 09:01 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:02 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:02 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:03 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:03 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:04 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:05 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:05 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:06 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOooooo! Donuts!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:06 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:07 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:07 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Madonna of Borg. Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
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April 17th, 2009, 09:08 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is
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April 17th, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:10 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
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April 17th, 2009, 09:11 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
I yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be askimilated
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April 17th, 2009, 09:11 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
My other computer is a Borg.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
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April 17th, 2009, 09:13 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.
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