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April 17th, 2009, 08:12 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Dr. Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there must be something wrong with the universe.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:12 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:13 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.
Quark: Who, me?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:13 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Kirk: You chicken bleep, you killed my son...YOU chicken bleep, you killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bleep....youkilledmy...son!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:14 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Troi: I feel the chicken's pain!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:14 PM
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Kira: It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:15 PM
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Bones: bleep! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:16 PM
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Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should have been to traverse the distance without interception by any kind of combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of . . . yes, sir.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:19 PM
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The Borg: Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:20 PM
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Hugh the Borg: Maybe it just needed a big hug!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:20 PM
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B'Elanna: I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the bleeping regulations of bleeping Starfleet and just couldn't stand it any longer!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:21 PM
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Re: Clean joke of the day.
Picard: There are four lights!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:22 PM
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Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:23 PM
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Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:23 PM
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Tasha: That depends...was it fully functional?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:24 PM
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Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time . . . did I scream this time?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:24 PM
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Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...
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April 17th, 2009, 08:25 PM
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Harry: I don't know, it's my first mission.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:25 PM
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Paris: Well, I think that...say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:26 PM
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Harry Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:27 PM
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Janeway: Its primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha Quadrant...and it probably misses its dog.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:27 PM
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Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!
Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc!
Spock: Fascinating, Captain.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:28 PM
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V'Ger: To join with the Creator.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:28 PM
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The Grand Nagus: Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:29 PM
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Gul Dukat: Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm sure we can work out some kind of arrangement to obtain that information that will be to everyone's satisfaction.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:29 PM
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Kes: It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads all the time! They lost those abilities because they stopped using them!
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April 17th, 2009, 08:30 PM
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O'Brien: No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.
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April 17th, 2009, 08:32 PM
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Wesley: I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchacallit on the computers and . . .
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April 17th, 2009, 08:32 PM
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Sisko: It was seeking deeper meaning. Jake, do you see what we've learned from all this?
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April 17th, 2009, 08:33 PM
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Geordi: Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll have more luck with women than I do.
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