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August 15th, 2003, 07:58 PM
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Broken Bong
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August 15th, 2003, 09:11 PM
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#122
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Bong: a tool of pot-heads.
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August 15th, 2003, 10:54 PM
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Heads are going to roll when the boss sees you and his secretary shagging on his shag carpet.
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August 16th, 2003, 01:36 PM
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Carpet fibers on my clothing will be all the evidence he needs to fire both his secretary and me for our horizontal naughtiness.
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August 16th, 2003, 02:32 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Naughtiness can be defined as "doing something you're not supposed to do".
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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August 16th, 2003, 03:15 PM
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Do you suffer from pain in the astrums? now theres a cure for Bonnieratiods and Moores swelling of the astrum tissues. Take your pictures of Bonnies and Ron and place them in a ashtray. Take 3 shots of tequila, preferably curvo gold. The cheap stuff doesn't work as well.
After a few minutes take another 3 shots. if the pain hasn't supsided by then pour 3 shots of lighter fluid on the pictures and lite afire. (be sure to have proper ventalation.)
After the pictures burn up take 3 more shots and go to bed. swelling should be gone by morning.
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August 16th, 2003, 03:33 PM
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I think I have some curvo in the kitchen, it's been there a few years. Might just try it, but I'm not sure I have enough to make all the pain go away. 
Might have to get the Captain down too!!
amberstar:sunshi:
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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August 16th, 2003, 04:56 PM
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Well I'd settle for a fifth of jack Daniels right now  |
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August 16th, 2003, 06:26 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Morning is the time we should hang the people who don't pay attention to the thread to which they are posting.
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August 16th, 2003, 06:32 PM
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Posting is such sweet sorrow 
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August 16th, 2003, 07:34 PM
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Sorrow? It is more like shame on Amberstar. Did Muffit happen to scatter more spools of thread?
I became confused, I will have to pay more attention in the future. I'm just not a morning person.........
Amberstar:sunshi:
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August 16th, 2003, 07:45 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Quote:
Originally posted by amberstar
Sorrow? It is more like shame on Amberstar. Did Muffit happen to scatter more spools of thread?
I became confused, I will have to pay more attention in the future. I'm just not a morning person.........
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Person? Morning person? Amberstar, did you check the clock? It's NIGHTTIME!!! :laugh: :laugh:
(Fearful of Hangman Dawg, I used the last word then, the last 2 words (which would have made more sense), just to play it safe!!)
BST
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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August 16th, 2003, 08:34 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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(LOL!!!:laugh: :laugh: )
Nighttime is the right time!
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August 16th, 2003, 11:22 PM
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Location: burlington, nc
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Time? what time is it? Its 420
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August 17th, 2003, 08:28 PM
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420 bottles of beer on the wall...420 bottles of beer...so...uh...why not share?
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August 17th, 2003, 10:25 PM
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Share some of that good stuff with the rest of us here.
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"Everyone's entitled to a little confusion in their lives.
I practicly thrive on it."
"Dirk's always wanted to make love with himself, and now he could succeed!!!"
RH
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August 18th, 2003, 12:42 AM
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Here, there, wherever we happen to be its always a good time and place for a beer.
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August 18th, 2003, 03:27 PM
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Location: burlington, nc
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Beer goes better with tequila shots and hot wings.
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August 18th, 2003, 03:31 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Wings was the name of the band Paul McCartney founded after the Beatles broke up.
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August 18th, 2003, 03:34 PM
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Up until now, this thread seemingly had no real purpose.
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August 18th, 2003, 03:48 PM
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up, up and away in my beautiful ballon.
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August 18th, 2003, 03:56 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Purpose, drive, ambition - all these things tell us that 'ballon' is not the proper spelling of 'balloon'.
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August 18th, 2003, 04:09 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Balloon(s) are usually full of hot air...
BST
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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August 18th, 2003, 04:46 PM
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Location: burlington, nc
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air is just a bunch of gases. BTW i'm away from home right now so i'm not using my pc. i'm usingh a soryy ass webtv.
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August 18th, 2003, 05:00 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Webtv without a keyboard would make anyone go nuts.
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August 18th, 2003, 05:31 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Nuts like cashews (which is really a seed), pecans, filberts (hazelnuts to the rest of you), walnuts, almonds... some people (I can think of a couple).... they are all good for you, in moderation.
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August 18th, 2003, 06:36 PM
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Moderation is good for some, but myself I like an abundance of the pleasures that is possible in life.
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August 18th, 2003, 07:01 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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(If) Life were a Poker hand, I would wish you all, my friends, a Royal Flush!!
(Have fun with that one!!)
BST
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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August 18th, 2003, 07:27 PM
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Location: burlington, nc
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flush: what one does with used toilet paper with ron moores face on it.
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August 18th, 2003, 07:59 PM
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It reminds me so much of the bull my mother was trying to feed me when she was trying to fix me up with her best friend's son.....the only thing we had in common was our
HATRED for EACH OTHER!
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