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November 20th, 2004, 02:59 PM
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Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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And sees someone pushing an entire wheelbarrow full of spuds towards the kitchen. Tigh says "Yeah!", and joins the Cylon cook, while Amberstar says....
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 22nd, 2004, 10:13 AM
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"Can't we get OFF of this storyline and go for something EXCITING?"
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November 22nd, 2004, 08:47 PM
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"Sure!" says Tigh, and tosses her a whole jar of terragon. "Join in.' She looks at the label, and, shocked, says;
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 23rd, 2004, 10:58 AM
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"Well this is 'different' especially since the date is EXPIRED!"
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November 24th, 2004, 01:31 AM
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"Spires?" asks Belloby, hand to ear. What spires?"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 24th, 2004, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Apollo shakes his head. "You know the pointy things that stick up on top of a building." Starbuck interjects and tells Apollo he's wrong. The two get into a disagreement. Sheba steps in and settles the dispute quickly. Just then the most ungodly noise is heard as the beavers are seen chasing a bird down the hall. "Stop that creature," calls Gnawty. "That's dinner for the feast tommorrow." Apollo turns and tries to stop the bird as it trips him up. He goes down as Sheba asks, "What feast?" Gnawty quickly replies,
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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November 24th, 2004, 10:37 PM
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Not Beaver!
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 25th, 2004, 07:52 AM
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Em lands her viper and wonders what all the comotion is about. She is very tired after a long space patrol.....She climbs out and walks down the corridor and sees a very large bird flying into her viper and ducking down......Em turns and see Gnawty running,"Where did that bird go..." Em shrugged and walked out smiling....she heads to the commissary for a hot cocoa and bumps into.........
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November 25th, 2004, 08:10 AM
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Belloby, who wipes the cocoa off her blouse, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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November 30th, 2004, 03:52 PM
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"Now if only YOU could have been Commander Adama ........" she said wistfully as she
continued down the corrider as
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December 1st, 2004, 09:59 PM
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Constable Nogow, in all his Borayan glory, strides in, carrying several struggling beavers. He hands them over to the Cylon with the cleaver, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 2nd, 2004, 10:01 AM
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"Keep these little RODENTS under control WILL YOU?", as ..............
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December 2nd, 2004, 01:01 PM
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bsg rescues them and sends them back to her quarters. "You forgot to finish cleaning my quarters. I pay you plenty of cubits to keep it neat seeing I have work to do. Now go finish!" Three of the beavers head back as the youngest one turns and says......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 2nd, 2004, 01:50 PM
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December 2nd, 2004, 03:59 PM
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one Cylon, having extremely good hearing, asks Belloby if they have any razzleberry dressing. hearing this, Count Iblis says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 2nd, 2004, 06:01 PM
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"What about TARRAGON???????????????" ...................
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December 2nd, 2004, 10:22 PM
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"We have enough," says Chef Zeezaazozeezadfrack from the Rising Star. "In fact, we know alot about Terra, too."
"Can I chop the life out of this inferior disruptive life form now?" asked one of the Cylons, cleaver raised. The beaver made a noise, and the Cylon looked down at his boot. "And polluting, too."
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 3rd, 2004, 04:15 AM
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bsg stepped in front of the beaver. "Leave him alone. He's an employee of mine. Touch one bit of fur on that creature's body and I will sue you for everything you are worth." She glanced over her shoulder at the young beaver. "Go back to your duties. I need my boots polished for the next celebration." The young beaver saluted her and ran from the room and hurried back to her quarters. The cylon lowered his cleaver and......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 3rd, 2004, 08:47 PM
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"What about MY boots, Binaca breath?"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 4th, 2004, 12:36 PM
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Bsg shakes her head. "I was not referring to your boots. I was instructing the young one to go finish polishing my boots. I need them spotless for inspection and ceremonies." She looked at the cylons armor. "You look like you could use some polishing yourself, Laser Face!" Omega and Rigel burst out laughing as the cylon.......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 4th, 2004, 09:45 PM
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grabbed her by the blouse, pulled it towards him, and dumped a several jugs of very cold water down her front. She shrieked, and the Cylon said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 7th, 2004, 10:44 AM
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"That's what you get for calling Laser Face." Bsg, cold and shivering grabbed a full bucket of water that the Cylon forgot and dumped it on him. "Two can play at that game, ya Rust Bucket!" Adama walked in and nealry slipped on the pooled water. Bracing himself on the wall he looked at the crowd and said, "Okay who turned this into a pool?" Bsg pointed at the cylon. The embarrassed cylon........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 7th, 2004, 02:26 PM
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said "I'm water sealed, you Human waterfall!" So said, he picked her up, and plopped her in the sink. Tigh laughed, belloby giggled, Cassie chortled, and Sen said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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December 29th, 2004, 08:03 PM
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#924
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"So wash her already!"
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December 30th, 2004, 01:47 AM
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"By your command," replied the Cylon. The Cylon did so, then toweled off the spluttering BSG, and plopped her onto the dishdrainer. As she howled in protest, Boxey looked around and said...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 9th, 2005, 08:40 PM
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"What is all of this Madness?"
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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January 9th, 2005, 08:59 PM
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And Tigh said: "Hey Boxey, wanna help me with all this beaver meat?" At which point, Muffit exclaimed---
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 9th, 2005, 08:59 PM
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To which the Cylon repiled, in an alarmingly feminine voice...
" I just washed my positronic brain, and I can't do a thing with it!!!!!!!!!"
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January 9th, 2005, 09:08 PM
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"Woof" said Muffit, and released some used lubricant all over the Cylon's boot. Seeing this, Tigh roared with laughter, and Boxey said--
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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January 9th, 2005, 09:54 PM
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Boxey: "That's what you get for looking like a fire hydrant!!!"
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