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February 26th, 2004, 06:02 PM
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as Jolly, Boomer, Starbuck, Shiningstar, Em, Sheba and Apollo keep on picking them off.
On the bridge of the Galactica COmmander Adama stands scowling as he truelly wonders
if the Barking contest will work in defeating the cylons .....................
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February 26th, 2004, 07:59 PM
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...And just as suddenly, an overwhelming blue wave envelops the entire quadrant, causing every intercom of every ship, Cylon or Colonial, to hear the same menacing speech:
WAVE: "LET THE BARKING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Nearby, on a Cylon basestar...*
Gold Centurion: "Dare goin' to BARF! Ebasive actyun!"
Lowly Centruion: "Sir? I believe they said 'bark'"
Gold Centurion: "Dat's what I said! Get baf to yer station! All hands prepare for BARF!!!"
Lowly Centurion: "Really, sir, I think you're over-reafting"
Gold Centurion: "Are YOU moffing me? I'll have you THWAFFED!"
*Several centurions on the bridge can't resist the urge to giggle, making their red eyes bounce instead of scan*
Gold Centurion": "What's wong wit you all? I'll have you smashed into truff bumpers! Fie-oo all bwafing thwusters! Infumming BARF!!!"
*The entire baseship falls into uproarious laughter, sending the attacking raiders into a dizzy, colliding with one another and going the wrong way, away from the big G*
And somewhere, not far, a pair of twittering beavers are having a field day.
Gnawty: "I TOLD you replacing the Cylon WD 40 with peanut butter would do the /twick/!!!"
Harry: (Giggling)"That chrome plated know it all will never say another "K" as long as he lives!  "
Gnawty: "Yeah! As Arnold would say, 'I'll be baff!'" 
*The two mischievous beavers dissolve into hysterical laughter*
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February 26th, 2004, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Muffit
...And just as suddenly, an overwhelming blue wave envelops the entire quadrant, causing every intercom of every ship, Cylon or Colonial, to hear the same menacing speech:
WAVE: "LET THE BARKING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Nearby, on a Cylon basestar...*
Gold Centurion: "Dare goin' to BARF! Ebasive actyun!"
Lowly Centruion: "Sir? I believe they said 'bark'"
Gold Centurion: "Dat's what I said! Get baf to yer station! All hands prepare for BARF!!!"
Lowly Centurion: "Really, sir, I think you're over-reafting"
Gold Centurion: "Are YOU moffing me? I'll have you THWAFFED!"
*Several centurions on the bridge can't resist the urge to giggle, making their red eyes bounce instead of scan*
Gold Centurion": "What's wong wit you all? I'll have you smashed into truff bumpers! Fie-oo all bwafing thwusters! Infumming BARF!!!"
*The entire baseship falls into uproarious laughter, sending the attacking raiders into a dizzy, colliding with one another and going the wrong way, away from the big G*
And somewhere, not far, a pair of twittering beavers are having a field day.
Gnawty: "I TOLD you replacing the Cylon WD 40 with peanut butter would do the /twick/!!!"
Harry: (Tittering)"That chrome plated know it all will never say another "K" as long as he lives! "
Gnawty: "Yeah! As Arnold would say, 'I'll be baff!'"
*The two mischievous beavers dissolve into hysterical laughter*
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And I THANK YOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET MUFFIT 
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February 26th, 2004, 08:16 PM
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And I THANK YOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET MUFFIT |
Commander Adama said as he gave a thumbsup for all the bridge crew and
fleets to see. "What did she do?", Shiningstar asked as there was no visual
comunications in her viper. "She saved the fleet warrior.", Colonel Tigh said
stoically. "Thank you sir ............and thank you Muffit!", Shiningstar said
enthuisactically as the remainder of the cylon raiders continued to crash into
each other. "Well let's go home. Nothing more to see here.", Captain Apollo
said joyously .......secretly thankful no warriors were lost. "Here, here .........
Ambrosia's on ShiningStar.", Sheba said Mischieviously. "Hey................did
someone say Shiningstar was buying?", Jolly said joking. "Jollllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy!",
Shiningstar said menacingly as ............................................
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February 27th, 2004, 04:44 AM
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Bsg laughs. "Yep, I did it the last time so it hers next. Sorry to say but your next on the rotation."
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Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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February 27th, 2004, 11:38 AM
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I'm sorry, I'm at a loss where to take this crazy story the balls in your court ladies, I'm so confused!  (I dont know what "wtf" means but this is how my face looks) |
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February 27th, 2004, 01:10 PM
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As the squadron made it's way back to the landing bay ...........Shiningstar was shocked to
see that she had two stowaways on her viper ..............the two beavers who 'fixed' the
'barking' contest. Since they did save the day .........she snuck them out of the landing bay
and into the officers club ....................where ....................
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February 27th, 2004, 01:59 PM
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Athena was preparing to throw a private party for Starbuck. "Oh Frack," said Bsg realizing that they had stumbled onto the private moment. Gnawty then spoke up.....
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Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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February 27th, 2004, 05:28 PM
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"Well, it was a private moment......hee hee......now it is a PARTY!!!"...Em snatches up Gnawty and walks down the corridor trying to make him understand what private means....as they turn the corner they see..........................
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February 27th, 2004, 05:30 PM
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Colonel Tigh and Commander Adama headed toward the private party for starbuck
and then ........................
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February 27th, 2004, 05:36 PM
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Em reaches out and grabs their arms," We have another party going on in the mess hall, sirs...." As they turn around they.....................
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February 27th, 2004, 05:52 PM
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plow right into Boomer who was rushing to get to the party ...
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February 27th, 2004, 06:15 PM
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"Well it's nice to see you too Lieutenant Boomer.", Colonel Tigh said coldly his stare
matching the icy tone of his voice. "Sorry Sir ........I didn't want to be late.", Boomer
said as Adama stifled a smile. They all then headed toward the party as ...............
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February 27th, 2004, 09:31 PM
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Starbuck taking Athena by the hand set off once again to find a private spot to do their own kind of celebrating  ... |
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February 28th, 2004, 11:22 AM
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Amberstar finally catches up to her friends in the mess hall.............
Let the celebration begin...........
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February 28th, 2004, 01:21 PM
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musics playing, people are dancing , laughing, happy to be alive after their big space battle with the Cylons, Just then Gaelen who's been talking to Cassiopeia notices that Starbuck and Athena are missing and wonders where they are...
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February 28th, 2004, 04:59 PM
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Em looks around and seeing almost everyone paired up, walks out of the party. Ah, Such is the lonely life for a warrior. As she turns the corner of the corridor, she sees...................
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February 28th, 2004, 05:25 PM
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A handsome young warrior she's never noticed before, He smiles at her and says "aren't you going in the wrong direction the party is this way" Em stops to look in the direction he's pointing and changes her mind!
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February 29th, 2004, 02:10 AM
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Amberstar sees Em with the handsome warrior. Finally Em may have found the man of her dreams!
Just then Amberstar turns and can't believe her eyes, coming through the door is..........
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February 29th, 2004, 02:20 AM
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Jean Luc Picard! well that just makes Amberstars night she strolls up to him eyes sparkling with pleasure and surprise at the very sight of him , she thinks to herself this is going to be a very good party indeed...
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February 29th, 2004, 08:37 AM
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Em looks at Jean-Luc  but then looks back at the handsome warrior that has bidded for her affection and she smiles.  She takes his arm and they start walking toward the hanger bay to look at the stars (well, you didn't think I was going to take a stranger to my quarters....did you?  *sigh* wondering if maybe that wasn't such a bad idea*)....anyway......as they walk into the hanger bay they see a bright flash. As they turn, they see.................... |
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February 29th, 2004, 12:33 PM
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That a Cylon kamakazi pilot has exploded into one of the civilian ships ..
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February 29th, 2004, 03:04 PM
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Shiningstar and Amberstar quickly obey Colonel Tigh's order to launch and to protect
what remains of the civilian ship. All squadrons quickly launch in order to intercept
the rest of the cylon fleet trying to ram into the Galactica as well as other civilian ships.
As ................
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February 29th, 2004, 03:22 PM
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Em brings her viper around for a frontal attack...... a cylon fighter breaks off from the group.....suddenly..............................
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February 29th, 2004, 03:38 PM
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Tries to lock onto Em's Viper ............ "SHOW Them your Nose!", Apollo calls out to Em as
Amberstar manages to shoot Em's raider so that Em can continue to her frontal assult as
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February 29th, 2004, 03:58 PM
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launching for the first time
Gaelen for the first time ever climbs aboard her viper, heart pounding and nerves a little shaky but ready and willing to come to her friends help, she's in the tube and launched.. there is so much confusion all around her, vipers and cylons and lasers everywhere...
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February 29th, 2004, 04:04 PM
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Shiningstar smiles as Gaelen joins the fray. "Lock on the cylons Gaelen! Plenty for
you to shoot at!", Shiningstar calls out over the intercom as she gets her fifth kill
for the day and as Jolly gets his eighth kill by shooting the raider that just locked
onto Shiningstar. "Thanks Jolly!", SHiningstar says as she turns her attention to
the cylon raider trying to make a run into the already damaged civilian ship as
Gaelen ...............................
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February 29th, 2004, 04:06 PM
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her nerves now steady as a rock ..........reaches down and logs her first kill as the
cylon raider explodes to smitherings .......... Apollo calls out "WELL DONE Gaelen!",
as the battle rages on. Everyone is up to their hilts in cylon raiders as................
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February 29th, 2004, 04:24 PM
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Gaelen shoots down another one! (sorry had to write that fulfilling childhood fantasies and all that) whhooohooo she cries got you, you old.(bleep),just then....
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February 29th, 2004, 04:30 PM
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Shiningstar has one on her tail ..............She tries to flip and show the raider her
nose but to no avail ...............then ........just as she sees that the raider has
gotten a lock on her .........Starbuck blasts the raider out of the sky.
"Thanks Starbuck! I owe you one.", she calls out as .........................
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