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Old July 15th, 2004, 04:17 AM   #601
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Bsg knowing that by now the others have given up the chase for the beavers and have grabbed something else begins to smell the cooking stew. Alarmed she moves the beavers into the corner in her quarters as far away from the door as she can get them before they can smell it.
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Old July 15th, 2004, 11:26 AM   #602
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While bsg is protecting the remaining beavers .........Cassiopia
is walking down the corriedor and passes out just as the smell
reaches her.............as
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Old July 15th, 2004, 01:26 PM   #603
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Greenbean who was passing Cassi catches her. Dr. Salik is outraged that the noxious smell has reched the life center and made more work for him as people come in because they became sick from the smell. Dr. Salik........
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Old July 15th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #604
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Greenbean who was passing Cassi catches her. Dr. Salik is outraged that the noxious smell has reched the life center and made more work for him as people come in because they became sick from the smell. Dr. Salik........
Sighs inwardly as he sees warriors being led by BSG and Shiningstar
carrying members of the Triad teams into the life center. "Bsg do you
think the cylons 'planned' it this way?", Shiningstar asks as she helps
Brie lift jolly onto the stretcher. As ................
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Old July 16th, 2004, 12:09 PM   #605
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Colonel tigh continues to sift the cayanne pepper over the 'supposedly' dead beaver
only to hear a small sneeze .............the cylon and Tigh look down in shock at the revived
beaver as ..............
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:31 PM   #606
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the beaver screams in panic and runs for the life center. Bsg had been about to answer Shining when a bundle of screaming, trembling fur launches itself into her arms. Bsg wraps her arms around the beaver and begins to calm it. Just then.........
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:32 PM   #607
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Colonel Tigh with the cylons in tow rushes into the life center swinging his cleaver as
the cylons .......................
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:35 PM   #608
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A passing med tech bumps into the cylons and the group goes down. Bsg holds the trembling animal and glares at Tigh. "Leave him be, this beaver is under my protection as all of the other beavers are too. I have taken them in as pets. You will not harm them, understand?"
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:36 PM   #609
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Colonel Tigh stares back at her in wide eyed shock as the cylons lift their swords
and .............
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the female med tech screams before passing out. Dr. Salik incensed that Tigh and the cylons have brought dangerous weapons into his life center calls security to have Tigh and the Cylons removed. Tigh......
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:40 PM   #611
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gets up and trys to tear the terrfied beaver out of Bsg's arms as Shiningstar
quickly takes her weapons and blasts the up till now harmless cylons into
smitherings ............as ...............
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:42 PM   #612
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the security teams arrive and order Tigh to leave. Bsg holds onto her new pet as Tigh is surrounded by the black shirts. Boxey arrives with Muffit trailing after just having come from Dr. Wilker's because........
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:44 PM   #613
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he wasn't feeling well because of the smell. Boxey upon seeing the remains of
the terminated cylons exclaims ...........................
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:47 PM   #614
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"Holy Fracking golmonging cylons! What happened here?" Apollo entered the room and heard what his son said and .......
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #615
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Boxey: "Fur-cicles and roasted chrome - yum, what a stinky treat!!!"

*as he sharpens his knife on his fork...*
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Old July 16th, 2004, 01:49 PM   #616
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"BOXEY!!!! You know better then to talk like .............Just what did 'happen' here?",
Apollo exclaimed as he stared at the devestation before him. "I didn't DO IT!",
Boxey exlaimed as ............................
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Old July 17th, 2004, 08:32 PM   #617
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Meanwhile, back in the kitchen Belloby continues, unwrapping the rest of the frozen terragon, and reaches for more frozen steaks.
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Old July 17th, 2004, 08:37 PM   #618
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"Mmmmmmmmmmmm", she says, as the meat begins cooking. The shade of her late husband, Sire Quincy, shows up, and they discuss the cooking.
"You know about Terra?" she asks the ghost.
"Of course, Popsy Wopsy-poo. We know all over here on the other side!"
"Great. Am I going to get to kick Starbuck's astrum finally, and win at Pyramid tonight?"
Just then, Tigh returns, still and unstruggling beavers in each hand, and grins a happy grin at belloby.
"Hello, Colonel," says the long-deceaseed Sire Quincy.
"Yo, Quince, what's shakin'?"
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Just then...
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the Clarion sounds and everyone has to rush to their duty stations to meet
the oncoming cylon fleet as ................
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Old July 18th, 2004, 10:17 PM   #621
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one of the Cylon chefs looks at Belloby, and says its time to kick it up annuder notch. As one of the beavers goes down in the boiling pot for the last time, the Cylon says...
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hand me some more tarragon please ........as ..................
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the beaver, choking out it's last words, says "You know about Terra?"
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Tigh pulled the beaver OUT of the pot. "WHAT about Terra?", he asked.....as .........
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Sire Quincy's ghost tells him to put the beaver back in. Then, as the stew stews, Quincy unfolds the tale of Terra, and it's myriad forms of culinary endeavor.
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Colonel Tigh smiles as the fumes from the now TRUELLY deceased beaver rise above
the cauldron as ..............................
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...a bluish white apparition rises from the stew. It shakes the pot, rattles the silverware, and everyone suddenly feels cold.


Muffit: "Oh no! We haven't gotten rid of him! We've just created a BEAVERGEIST!!!!"


(I guess if he were a chicken, he'd be a POULTRY_GEIST *grin*!!! )
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Shiningstar who is over in the other quarters stuck with TONS, and TONS and tons of
paperwork is aghast as a pale blue beaver shaped apparition floats over her head...
is is stunned as it says ..........................................
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Beavergeist: "They're heeeeeerrrrrre..."
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Shiningstar sighs and tells them to go back and HAUNT Colonel Tigh cause she has
too much work to do. She then turns back to her work and sighs audibly as .............
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