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July 1st, 2004, 12:34 PM
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Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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wears a confused expression as Bsg walks in and sits as far away from and knives or such that is swinging. "I only came for the ice cream. I already had something to eat." Starbuck.......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 1st, 2004, 10:40 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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, bumping into Adama, helps him pick up some of the spices, and bring them to Tigh. Both Tigh and the Cylon, standing over the pot, toss a few spices in, then check on the beavers. Sharpening the cleaver, Tigh says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 3rd, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Em pours herself a cup of tea and sits and watches how the spices are being used and is thinking to herself...a little much? She smiles and takes a sip of tea...suddenly...............
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July 3rd, 2004, 02:37 PM
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...the tea morphs into a huge, dark-skinned man with golden chain necklaces and a mohawk.
He intones, "What? Ain't ya ever heard of "Mr. T" ??? 
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July 4th, 2004, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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The newcomer looks at Starbuck, and scowls. "Whatcha lookin' at me like that for? Don't make no Face at me, Foo!"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 6th, 2004, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Bsg turns the corner and sees the pandemonium and retraces her steps. She heads for the launch bay for some peace and quiet.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 6th, 2004, 12:55 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Shiningstar who has just gotten off duty joins her and volunteers for another patrol
rather then be a part of the pandemonium that has ensued and seemingly enveloped
the fleet as ....................
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July 6th, 2004, 05:24 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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Meanwhile, Belloby has grabbed up a struggling beaver, and turns towards the Cylon, who says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 6th, 2004, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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Originally Posted by Senmut
Meanwhile, Belloby has grabbed up a struggling beaver, and turns towards the Cylon, who says...
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Cylon: "Are you playing with your beaver again?"
(oops, that might be taken the wrong way...)  
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July 6th, 2004, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 1999
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*thud*
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July 7th, 2004, 03:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Bsg looks at Shiningstar and smiles. "I think there is a Triad game tonight. I have two tickets, want to join me?"
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 7th, 2004, 04:56 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
Bsg looks at Shiningstar and smiles. "I think there is a Triad game tonight. I have two tickets, want to join me?"
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"Sure do .........count me in.", Shiningstar says as .......................
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July 8th, 2004, 12:10 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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ANYWAY.................. And the Cylon says...?
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 8th, 2004, 03:28 AM
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Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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"What do you think this is, that game show "The Cubits are Right?" Give me a break." He snatches the beaver and takes off with it. Everyone is in a state of shock as...........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 9th, 2004, 02:28 AM
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Strike Leader
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The other Cylon snatches it back, and heads towards the kitchen. He dumps it in the sink, and begins to scrub it.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 9th, 2004, 03:07 AM
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The beaver begans to wail at the treatment he is getting and looks at someone to rescue him. Apollo takes pity on the poor creature and .........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 9th, 2004, 05:12 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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starts to rescue him only to be stopped as the cylon places his sword at his
neck and says ............"you know .........YOU can take his place if you wish....
warrior." .................as
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July 9th, 2004, 09:14 PM
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Apollo decides to go help Belloby with the spice rack, while Col. Tigh double checks then stirs veggies already in the pot. Aurora sniffs the aroma wafting from the pot, and looks at the Cylon, patting him on the shoulder, and saying...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 9th, 2004, 09:18 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"Hey, is that a Model 421 non-inductive high-voltage bridge rectifier in your pelvic armor assembly, or are you just glad to see me?"
"By your command? Weren't you on 'Falcon Crest'?"
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 12th, 2004, 05:10 PM
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On Vacation...
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: BC Canada
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while the cylon is distracted the poor wet beaver sneaks out of the sink and makes a mad dash for the exit!
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July 12th, 2004, 05:22 PM
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Strike Leader
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Only to be caught by Damon, here to catch up with Aurora for their date, and returns the beaver to one of the Cylons. Tigh selects a bottle of wine, while the Cylon finishes washing the meat. The pot is on a boil, and then...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 12th, 2004, 05:28 PM
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On Vacation...
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Location: BC Canada
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explodes sending scalding hot water flying in all directions everyone runs screaming from the room...
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July 12th, 2004, 05:49 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
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except for the Cylons, who feel no pin at the boiling water. One of them fills a new pot with water, and puts it on the stove, while the other resumes cleaning up the beaver. Veggies plop into the pot, as things get back to normal. Then, raising the beaver by the feet, Cylon one draws his sword, and says...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 12th, 2004, 06:33 PM
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On Vacation...
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Location: BC Canada
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this is going to taste great with that home made bread we made earlier!
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July 12th, 2004, 06:34 PM
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On Vacation...
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Location: BC Canada
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the second Cylon says put the bloody beaver in the pot all ready and quite jabbering!
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July 13th, 2004, 03:22 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Bsg walks in and grabs the shaking beaver. "Shame on you all. Picking on a defenseless animal. Find something else to make. This creature is coming with me." She walk out with the beaver who thanks her for saving its life. She takes him to her quarters where the other beavers have gone to hide scared that they ate going to be next. After closing the door she says "Now I don't mind sharing my living space with all of you but please keep the room clean." They promise and let her lay out some food that she had liberated from the supply room for the group.
Meanwhile, the others are.........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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July 13th, 2004, 03:47 AM
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On Vacation...
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Location: BC Canada
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responding to a red alert! everyone it racing for the thing that takes them to their vipers!
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July 14th, 2004, 05:00 PM
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The Cylons sigh, go to the freezer, and pull out the frozen beavers. Tigh smiles, and turns up the heat.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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July 14th, 2004, 08:13 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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WHile the colonial pilots are chasing a false alarm as ............
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July 14th, 2004, 10:21 PM
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The stew begins to cook, thge frozen beaver melting in the boiling water, the smell wafting down the corridor.
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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