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May 2nd, 2005, 02:25 PM
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Totally out of his mind yoda is, and can't can't find his way home without my oscilloscope!
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May 2nd, 2005, 02:30 PM
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#5102
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Oscilloscope! Ask you I, Yoda. for an oscilloscope when you I send for roast beef sandwich? Young fool Padawan?
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May 2nd, 2005, 02:34 PM
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Padawan may be, but more sane than little sponge-minded Yoda...
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May 2nd, 2005, 02:46 PM
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#5104
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Padawan may be, but more sane than little sponge-minded Yoda...
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Last roast beef sandwich young fool padawan Yoda brought, infected was Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy with. Spongy minded Yoda reason has to young padawan fool X wing drop on.
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May 2nd, 2005, 02:50 PM
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"On" meaning his own head on dropped?
(Please take no offense, it's just a word game  ) |
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May 2nd, 2005, 02:57 PM
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Dropped, as meaning if the padawan brought me a roast beef sandwich made from a cow infected with mad cow disease; I would drop an X wing fighter on him(the padawan) for giving me Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease; the Human version of Mad Cow Disease.
(Joke) 
Incidentally Yodaisms drive me crazy for the scrambled confused grammar you so correctly pointed out! |
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May 2nd, 2005, 03:05 PM
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Out i point manty things, i do! Now let'sget rid of that bad grammar, i can't bear it anymore, and english isn't even my mother-tongue.
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May 2nd, 2005, 03:09 PM
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Mother Tongue? Rather tongue-in-cheek, I wrote it as a takeoff of Yodaisms. I can't stand that little green eared muppet for that reason. |
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May 2nd, 2005, 03:11 PM
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Reason dies where Yoda comes.
The one highlight in Episode 2 was the little war-frog. I nearly fell off my chair from laughing |
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May 2nd, 2005, 04:12 PM
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Great Wise Guru
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Laughing is good for the soul; but it's not necessarily good for the sinuses if one is trying to drink soda at the same time.
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May 3rd, 2005, 01:45 AM
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time flies when you are having fun
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May 3rd, 2005, 01:48 AM
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Fun is the salt of life!
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May 3rd, 2005, 10:58 AM
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Life is the indeterminate order ordinate in entropic chaos.
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May 3rd, 2005, 11:03 AM
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Chaos is agood thing , strenght is only born of chaos, not of order. |
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May 3rd, 2005, 01:42 PM
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Order in the court.
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May 3rd, 2005, 01:48 PM
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Court public opinion in the matter of private morals and you will be publicly disgraced.
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May 3rd, 2005, 02:21 PM
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disgraced cylon walks into a bar and orders a beer
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May 3rd, 2005, 02:25 PM
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Beer is the worst thing for polishing a chrome TOASTER.
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May 3rd, 2005, 03:05 PM
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TOASTER talking the toastie is toastie the talking toaster backwards
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May 3rd, 2005, 03:41 PM
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Backwards Yoda does talk.
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May 4th, 2005, 02:15 AM
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talk to you I shall
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May 4th, 2005, 05:48 AM
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Shall we part in this life or meet again in another?
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May 4th, 2005, 06:05 AM
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Another source of confusion with which to bemuse?  |
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May 4th, 2005, 06:57 AM
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bemuse me not with your ways, Nurgle Lover
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May 4th, 2005, 06:57 AM
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Bemuse you do me sometimes, but then i simply turn on the Interference-filter.
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May 4th, 2005, 07:41 AM
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Interference filter? Thats the thing you use, when someone begins saying that Rick Berman is a great TV producer.  |
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May 4th, 2005, 08:03 AM
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#5127
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producer of fine wines since 2644
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May 4th, 2005, 08:08 AM
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#5128
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Producer of many silly thought, that's what I'm about. But you have to sort trough a lot of rubble to find a diamond...
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May 4th, 2005, 08:12 AM
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#5129
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@TG
2634 more reasons for Damocles to foul up!
@SROPI
Diamond hard hulls call for a particular type of Earth Force cleaver. |
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May 4th, 2005, 08:13 AM
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cleaver me not for I am a friend
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