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March 19th, 2004, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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yup! it is very true and i am not even married yet!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 19th, 2004, 08:07 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Here's one I heard and never really liked (as I was a tomboy and did it quite frequently):
Whistling girls and cackling hens always come to some bad end.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 20th, 2004, 10:33 AM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Deeeeep space, 3rd system on the left
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"I read Playboy and National Geographic for the same reason: Too see places I can't visit."
--George Burns
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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March 20th, 2004, 10:35 AM
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March 20th, 2004, 10:40 AM
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As long as a single spark of life remains, it is possible for things to get even worse.
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March 20th, 2004, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere across the heavens... aka Pittsburgh, PA
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Take care with the toes you step on today,
they may be attached to the A$$ you have to kiss tomorrow
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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March 20th, 2004, 11:44 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Gunstar Aries
"I read Playboy and National Geographic for the same reason: Too see places I can't visit."
--George Burns
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March 21st, 2004, 06:51 AM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Muffit and shiningstar,
Glad you like that one. One of my favorites from Mr. Burns. He was a seriously funny human being. If you ever get a chance look for some of his quotes. He has some hilarious stuff, like, "Trying to have sex at my age is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Of course, that's from the otherside of that watershed in human history, the production of Viagra...
Regards,
G A
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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March 21st, 2004, 06:59 AM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Now for something a little more serious
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'
John Greenleaf Whittier
God grant that this quote never refers to a continuation of the original Battlestar Galactica!!!!!!!
Regards,
Gunstar Aries
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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March 21st, 2004, 11:38 AM
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Location: New Mexico
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Originally Posted by Gunstar Aries
Muffit and shiningstar,
Glad you like that one. One of my favorites from Mr. Burns. He was a seriously funny human being. If you ever get a chance look for some of his quotes. He has some hilarious stuff, like, "Trying to have sex at my age is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Of course, that's from the otherside of that watershed in human history, the production of Viagra...
Regards,
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I remember Choking when I first heard that one.
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March 21st, 2004, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Gunstar Aries
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'
John Greenleaf Whittier
God grant that this quote never refers to a continuation of the original Battlestar Galactica!!!!!!!
Regards,
Gunstar Aries
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I'll second that one Gunstar Aries
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March 21st, 2004, 11:39 AM
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Location: New Mexico
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Those who fail to Learn from history ...........
are DOOMED to repeat it.
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March 21st, 2004, 01:17 PM
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On Vacation...
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: iowa
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bleed the rich to feed the poor and soon the rich will be no more let them eat cake fav battlestar line you will be safe sheba as long as i am inside you count ilbily
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March 21st, 2004, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by launchcruiser7
bleed the rich to feed the poor and soon the rich will be no more let them eat cake fav battlestar line you will be safe sheba as long as i am inside you count ilbily
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I remember that line from the dvds ............. It still cracks me up everytime I hear it. THey never did say just HOW MANY TAKES it took them to get that line out :laugh:
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March 21st, 2004, 01:26 PM
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On Vacation...
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: iowa
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a paltoon is like a plate of spaggitee you cant push it you have to get in front and pull it general patton dont set around waiting for orders from headquarters gen custer we need more mexicans davey croceat
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March 21st, 2004, 01:27 PM
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"Always choose [to surround yourself with] people that challange you and are smarter than you. Always be the student." .......Sandra Bullock
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March 21st, 2004, 01:28 PM
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"IF you're looking for a change, the best place to start is within yourself." .......anonymous
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March 21st, 2004, 01:30 PM
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"A smile a day keeps the Blues away.".............. anonymous
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March 21st, 2004, 01:31 PM
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Location: New Mexico
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If you don't bother to try ...........don't bother to complain about your LACK of success!
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March 21st, 2004, 01:33 PM
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If you never give up ......You'll never fail.
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March 21st, 2004, 01:36 PM
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An artist can not fail .......it is a success to be one
Charles H Cooley
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March 21st, 2004, 01:58 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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Real programmers PEEK before they POKE
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March 21st, 2004, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Muffit
Real programmers PEEK before they POKE
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March 21st, 2004, 06:15 PM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Holy Applesoft, Batma...er.. Muffit!!!!!
I haven't typed a 'peek' or 'poke' in AGES!!!!!!
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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March 21st, 2004, 06:37 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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Hi Shiningstar! Hi Gunstar!
Yeah Gunstar, I think I made that up over 20 years ago - never used it either! Used to have a list of "off-color" quips on a page in my desk - lost it over the years. It just sprang into my mind cuz at the time those were the most popular form of bumper sticker - about professions ya know.
Silly daggit! Quips are for kids!!! LOL!
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March 22nd, 2004, 07:29 AM
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Navy SeaBee (CB, Construction Battalion) motto: "The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little longer."
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March 22nd, 2004, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Thomasbombadil
Navy SeaBee (CB, Construction Battalion) motto: "The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little longer."
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I love that one Thomas
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March 22nd, 2004, 10:53 AM
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Here's one that I heard but I don't necessarily agree with.
"Those who CAN .........DO.
Those who Can't .........TEACH those who DO.
Those who can't TEACH or DO criticize those who DO."
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March 22nd, 2004, 10:53 AM
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"Love isn't found in the present you give or recieve ........but in the friendships you cherish."
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March 22nd, 2004, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
Here's one that I heard but I don't necessarily agree with.
"Those who CAN .........DO.
Those who Can't .........TEACH those who DO.
Those who can't TEACH or DO criticize those who DO."
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