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March 18th, 2004, 08:30 PM
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Men say, "Chercher la femme"
But women have to say, "Chercher la faim"
(That is, if they want men to keep saying theirs!)
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March 19th, 2004, 04:19 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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never send a man to do a woman's job!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 19th, 2004, 06:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Middleofnowhere, NH
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Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
--Gore Vidal
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 06:26 AM
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't got what they want that they really don't want it.
--Ogden Nash
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 06:27 AM
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 06:28 AM
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good: Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
-Jay Leno
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 07:25 AM
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The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
--William James
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 07:26 AM
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It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
--Douglas Adams
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
never send a man to do a woman's job!
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever my husband decides to help clean my 'stuff' I never EVER see it again
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
{Of course then he wonders WHY his steak is so tough ..........(As I hide the
salt and tenderizer from him  )}
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March 19th, 2004, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by unowhoandwhy
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good: Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
-Jay Leno
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Now everyone knows WHY I like Jay LENO 
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March 19th, 2004, 08:26 AM
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A friend of mine once told me .............. "IT's not my job to tell my kids they are the
best .............It's my job to TEACH them to BE THE BEST!"
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March 19th, 2004, 08:27 AM
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away  |
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March 19th, 2004, 08:28 AM
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"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."
From Mary Poppins
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March 19th, 2004, 08:29 AM
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Laughter is the best medicine
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March 19th, 2004, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."
From Mary Poppins
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I always preferred it when my Mom mashed the pill up & mixed it with grape jelly. Yum! It made swallowing it a real piece of 
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 11:55 AM
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and acts like a duck ...........it's a duck.
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March 19th, 2004, 11:56 AM
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Thou cans't not live on CHOCOLATE alone .................
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March 19th, 2004, 12:06 PM
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Payback's a bit@h... and so am I!!!
-don't know who said it first, but I use it every now and then!
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
This Momentous Day, H. R. White
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March 19th, 2004, 12:11 PM
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THe difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist is that
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March 19th, 2004, 12:14 PM
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Here's one that was constantly USED on me .........{like it 'ever' worked  }
Just WAIT until Your FATHER gets HOME! |
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March 19th, 2004, 12:15 PM
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Here's another one that was constantly used on me ...............
"Keep sticking that tongue out and it'll be STUCK that way!"
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March 19th, 2004, 01:20 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever my husband decides to help clean my 'stuff' I never EVER see it again
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
{Of course then he wonders WHY his steak is so tough ..........(As I hide the
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bad girl!
Another parental favorite. "Keep crossing your eyes and they'll stick like that eventually!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 19th, 2004, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
bad girl!
Another parental favorite. "Keep crossing your eyes and they'll stick like that eventually!
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I never believed that one till I saw the actress Karen Black
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March 19th, 2004, 01:48 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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I used to hear it all the time!
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 19th, 2004, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
I used to hear it all the time!
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"
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That one is a great one .........and that is one that I never get tired of hearing.
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March 19th, 2004, 01:58 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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I love this one also:
"If wishes were horses beggars would ride!"
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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March 19th, 2004, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
I love this one also:
"If wishes were horses beggars would ride!"
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I love that one too! 
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March 19th, 2004, 02:01 PM
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One that I hated was one that my FATHER used all the time.............
"Go ahead and SPIT in one hand and wish in the other and see which one you
get first."
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March 19th, 2004, 02:23 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Originally Posted by shiningstar
THe difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist is that
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LOL Shiningstar! :laugh:
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Originally Posted by unowhoandwhy
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
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LOL Unowhoandwhy! :laugh:
And I've got one,
A woman gets married hoping her man will change.
A man gets married hoping his woman will never change.
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March 19th, 2004, 02:29 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Originally Posted by Muffit
LOL Shiningstar! :laugh:
LOL Unowhoandwhy! :laugh:
And I've got one,
A woman gets married hoping her man will change.
A man gets married hoping his woman will never change.
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That's soooooooooooooo true
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